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Dear Friends,
Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Social
Security Stimulus Package. It contained:
two tomato seeds,
cornbread mix,
a prayer rug,
a machine to blow smoke up my ass,
2 discount coupons to KFC,
an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker,
and a "Blame it on Bush" poster for the front yard.
The directions were in Spanish.
Watch for yours soon.
Security Stimulus Package
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