You might be from Northern Bath County, Ky if......

KentuckyHunterGirl · Post by **KentuckyHunterGirl** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 1:51 pm

1) You've ever had to lug a paint can to the top of a water tower to defend your sisters honor

2) Your wifes new hairdo has ever been destroyed by the ceiling fan

3)You go to your family reunion to pick up a women

4) Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help him take the wheels off of it

5) You think a six-pack and a bug-zapper is quailty entertainment

6)Your family tree dont fork

7) You've ever been to drunk to fish

8)You lost more than two teeth opening beer bottles

9)You helped your cousin move his refrigerater and the grass under it was yellow

10) You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income

I'm glad i live three miles south of northern bath county...lol

Emery · Post by **Emery** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 7:15 pm

Sounds like Jeff Foxworthy and you might be a redneck if...

stanimals2 · Post by **stanimals2** » Mon Jul 19, 2004 9:20 pm

Hey my family is from Bath Co.

KentuckyHunterGirl · Post by **KentuckyHunterGirl** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:53 pm

Whats your familys name i might know them

J.C. Blair · Post by **J.C. Blair** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 9:04 pm

Sounds like some people I know from Bath Co. too LOL

stanimals2 · Post by **stanimals2** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 7:40 pm

Not sure if I should tell you or not

my great granfather fled there many years ago for killing a man

oh well here goes, Myers/Highley

KentuckyHunterGirl · Post by **KentuckyHunterGirl** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 2:50 pm

Oh, well, its Bath County, you wouldnt get put in the pen if you admitted to it,lol,i know some Highleys and some Myers, i had a teacher with the last name Highley, i have no clue what her first name is though,lol

Beagles_BlueticksJM · Sun Aug 22, 2004 10:22 pm

well lets see....
#1 We dont have a water tower anymore tornado took it out
#2 Nah
#3 Happens quite often in Hawkins
#4 Nah
#5 Only when the guys from Iowa come up to bear hunt(No lie)
#6 All the Family trees in Hawkins dont fork
#7 You can never be too drunk to fish, That is what makes it so great
#8 nah we are smart enough to read "twist-off" on the cap

#9 helped a bear hunting buddy clean up his yard once lotta yellow grass
#10 Nah

Dogdreamer · Post by **Dogdreamer** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 8:33 pm

That big red-headed chicken avatar got me thinking...whatever KYhuntergirl writes can't be trusted. I was upset that UK let a guy from New York coach in the bluegrass the first time. Those Card fans didn't have the sense to keep him out.

I'll take the wins, though. LOL

Go Cats!!

KentuckyHunterGirl · Post by **KentuckyHunterGirl** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 8:25 pm

Whatever DogDreamer i recall a game a couple decembers ago went the cardinal stopped teh Cats DO YOU MEMBER THAT...Tubby Smith is the worse coach ever

GO CARDINALS