Harold

[Emery]

Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the
hospital. There was one young nurse that just drove
him crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to
him like he was a little child. She would say in a
patronizing tone of voice, "And how are we doing this
morning, or are we ready for a bath, or are we
hungry?" Old Harold had had enough of this particular
nurse. One day, Old Harold had breakfast, pulled the
juice off the tray, and put it on his bed side stand.
He had been given a urine bottle to fill for testing.
The juice was apple juice. So .. you know where the
juice went! The nurse came in a little later, picked
up the urine bottle and looked at it. "My, but it
seems we are a little cloudy today .." At this, Old
Harold snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off
the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it
through again. Maybe I can filter it better this
time." The nurse fainted ...! Old Harold just smiled!