Just a little off-color, not bad.

[hookset]

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.

The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.

"Yeah, right!" she says, thinking the vet is talking down to her about dogs like her husband does.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dogs testicles.

Sure enough, the snoring stops. The woman is amazed....

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He clibs into bed, falls asleep and immediately begins snoring loudly.

The woman decides maybe the ribbon might work on him too. So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around his testicles.

The woman sleeps soundly.

The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the mirror, he sees the blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we were...Or what we did...But - it looks like wee took FIRST and SECOND place!

[yottie gunner]

[Bad Luck Kennels]

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.

The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.

"Yeah, right!" she says, thinking the vet is talking down to her about dogs like her husband does.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dogs testicles.

Sure enough, the snoring stops. The woman is amazed....

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He clibs into bed, falls asleep and immediately begins snoring loudly.

The woman decides maybe the ribbon might work on him too. So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around his testicles.

The woman sleeps soundly.

The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the mirror, he sees the blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we were...Or what we did...But - it looks like wee took FIRST and SECOND place!

Now that was funny and i don`t care what any one saids that was FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!