I had to edit some language, but you get the idea!

[Emery]

Rules for BS Bingo…at least it will keep you awake!

1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, prepare your "BS
Bingo" card by drawing a square
I find that 5" x 5" is a good size -- and dividing it into columns
--five
across and five down. That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

· Restored our reputation
· Strategic fit
· Let me be clear
· Make no mistake
· Back from the brink
· Signs of recovery
· Out of the loop
· Benchmark
· Job creation
· Fiscal restraint
· Win-win
· Affordable health care
· Previous Administration
· Greed on Wall Street
· At the end of the day
· Empower (or empowerment)
· Touch base
· Mindset
· Corporate greed
· Ballpark
· Game plan
· Leverage
· Inherited as in "I inherited this mess"
· Relief for working families
3. Check off the
appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout
"BS!"

Testimonials from past satisfied "BS Bingo" players:

"I had been listening to the speech
for only five minutes when I won." -
Jack W.,
Boston

"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." -
David D.,
Florida

"What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win." -
Bill R.,
New York City

"The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us
waited for the
fifth box." - Ben G.,
Denver

"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BS!" for the third
time in two hours." - Harry A,
Chantilly

"This is the most fun I have ever had with my pants up!" Robert H. Portland