Chicago doctor

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CHAD CAMPBELL
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Chicago doctor

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The Chicago Doctor


A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we took the Kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.


A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.


A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one
person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'



A Chicago doctor, not to be outdone, said, 'You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Chicago , put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work'
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beaglehandler
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Just like everyone else with no brains, blame the problems bush caused on the next guy.

hookset
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beaglehandler,
you should problably post that reply on the Patriotism forum where you and Rufus can pool your "brains". This forum seems to be more about good fun.

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beaglehandler wrote:Just like everyone else with no brains, blame the problems bush caused on the next guy.
How much longer can we blame Bush. This joke was funny, that's all it was, funny.
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