Cadillac Escalade

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I went to test drive a Cadillac Escalade. As we were on the test drive, the salesman explained all of the features this vehicle sported. He told me that the vehicle blew cold air through holes in the seat during the summer and warm air in the winter.

I told him that this must to be a Republican car. He gave me a dirty look and asked how I would know that.

I replied that if it was a Democrat car, it would blow smoke up your butt year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership.