The Sheriff's applicant.......

[richard g harker]

The Sheriff's applicant.......



A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department was being interviewed.

The Deputy doing the interview said "Your qualifications all look good, but there is
an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he said, "Take this pistol and ammo
and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and
a rabbit. "

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," said the Sergeant. "When can you start?"