NIGHT OUT

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YGD (BUNNYBUSTER)

NIGHT OUT

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THIS GUY & HIS BLONDE WIFE WERE ON THEIR 10 th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY. THE GUY DECIDED TO TAKE HIS WIFE OUT TO DINNER & A SHOW. THE SHOW THAT NIGHT CONSISTED OF A VENQUISTS. THEY WERE EATING DINNER WHEN THE SHOW OPENED WITH A BUNCH OF BLONDE JOKES. THE WIFE LISTENED UNTIL SHE WAS AS MAD AS FIRE. ALL AT ONCE SHE STOOD UP & SAID. HOLD ON THERE, I'M BLONDE & I AM PROBALLY BETTER EDUCATED THAN YOU ARE. SHE SAID , I HAVE A MASTERS DEGREE, I HAVE A GOOD JOB, I BRING HOME A DECENT PAY CHECK & I'VE HEARD ABOUT ALL THE BLONDE JOKES I CAN STAND. THE VENQUISTS SAID, I'M SORRY LADY BUT THIS IS A COMIC ACT & NOT MEANT TO UPSET ANYONE. THE BLONDE SAID, YOU SHUT UP, I AM TALKING TO THAT LITTLE TWERP SITTING ON YOUR KNEE.

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