A dream I had

[tnbeagleman]

I dreamed that me and Swing and Emery all died and went to heaven. They informed us that we could do whatever we wanted to do but not to step on a duck, and there were ducks everywhere. We had only been there a few minutes and QUACK Swing stepped on a duck. Here they came with this burly,ugly, manly and hairy woman and handcuffed her to Swing. Swing was told that he had to spend eternity with this woman, She takes off dragging Swing behind her. Well, I make it all day but the first thing the next morning QUACK I step on a duck. So they handcuff me to the ugliest woman I ever saw and tell me I have to spend eternity with her because I stepped on a duck. Emery saw what happened and does not move for three whole weeks and is afraid to move . All of a sudden they bring Diedre Downs the current Miss America and handcuff her to Emery. Boy Emery is pleased and is carrying on awful, saying I love it . Wait till Hearld and Trent see me now!! Boy this is great!! I don't know what I did to deserve this! Deidre says" I don't either all I did was step on a duck."

[Emery]