A new Wal-Mart Husband Store

[windy hollow]

A Walmart store that sells husbands has just opened in Frystown Pa. Where a woman can go to choose a husband from among many men. Among the instuctions at the entrance, is a description of how the store operates. There are six floors, the attributes of the men increases as the shopper ascends the floors. There is, however a catch......If you open the door to any floor you may choose any man from that floor, then leave the building. You may not continue to any other level. On the other hand you can not go back down if you go up a floor, except to exit the building.

So Bev goes to the new Walmart store to find a new husband.......on the first floor the sign on the door reads " Floor 1 ....these men have jobs".
Bev goes on to the second floor. There the sign reads "floor 2 these men have jobs and love Beagles." She go's up anouther flight. sign reads "floor 3 these men have jobs, love beagles and are extremely good looking." Wow bev says but feels compelled to keep going.
She go's to the 4th floor and reads "floor 4 these men have jobs, love beagles,are drop dead good looking, and clean kennels". This really excites her but she go's on to floor 5 where she reads"floor 5 these men have jobs, love beagles, are extremely good looking, clean kennels, and have a very strong romantic streak." Bev is very temted to stay but ultimately decides to go on to floor 6.........................

On the 6th floor the sign reads "Floor 6 You are visiter #3,456,013 to this floor, there are no men on this floor, This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING WAL-MART'S HUSBAND STORE Watch your step when you exit the building..........and have a nice day !

[tnbeagleman]

Bev went back the next day, disguised herself , went to 5 th floor and got Ralph!!!