WAS SITTING ON THE BEACH. A LADY CAME BY & ASKED " WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED TO YOU". HE EXPLAINED ABOUT HIS ACCIDENT & THE LADY FELT SORRY FOR HIM. SHE ASKED " HAVE YOU HAD A HUG LATELY". THE MAN SMILED & SHOOK HIS HEAD NO, SO SHE HUGED HIM & WENT ON. ABOUT 5 MINUTES LATER ANOTHER LADY CAME BY & ASKED HIM THE SAME QUESTION, THE MAN EXPLAINED AGAIN WHAT HAD HAPPENED. SHE SAID YOU POOR DEAR, HAVE YOU HAD A KISS LATELY. AGAIN THE MAN SMILED & SHOOK HIS HEAD NO. SO THE LADY PLANTED A BIG KISS ON HIM & WENT ON. ABOUT 10 MINUTES LATER ANOTHER LADY CAME BY & ASKED THE QUESTION & AGAIN THE MAN EXPLAINED. SHE SAID" HAVE YOU BEEN SCREWED LATELY". THE MANS EYES LIGHT UP & HE SMILES REAL BIG & SHAKES HIS HEAD NO. THE LADY SAID" WELL, YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE, THE TIDES COMMING IN "
