kids

[swing]

A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in
> their bedroom. "You know
> >>
> >>>what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about
> time we started
> >>
> >>>cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in
> approval. The 6-year-old
> >>
> >>>continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast,
> I'm gonna say
> >>
> >>>something with hell and you say something with
> ass." The 4-year-old
> >>
> >>>agrees with enthusiasm.
> >>
> >>>
> >>
> >>>When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks
> the 6-year-old what he
> >>
> >>>wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom,
> I
> >>
> >>>guess I'll have some Cheerios."
> >>
> >>>
> >>
> >>>WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across
> the kitchen floor, gets
> >>
> >>>up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with
> his mother in hot
> >>
> >>>pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.
> >>
> >>>
> >>
> >>>His Mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You
> can stay there until I
> >>
> >>>let you out!"
> >>
> >>>
> >>
> >>>She then comes back downstairs, looks at the
> 4-year-old and asks with a
> >>
> >>>stern voice, "And what do YOU want
> >>
> >>>for breakfast, young man?"
> >>
> >>>
> >>
> >>>"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet
> your fat ass it won't
> >>
> >>>be Cheerios."
>

[keith2210]

LMBO...pretty good swing lol...keith