MORE BLOND JOKES

[MIKE]

TWO BLONDES WERE SITTING ON A PARK BENCH IN OKLAHOMA.
1st BLONDE SAYS I WONDER WHICH IS FATHER AWAY , FLORIDA OR
THE MOON. THE OTHER BLONDE SAYS, DON'T BE SILLY YOU CAN'T SEE FLORIDA CAN YOU ?????
THE BLONDE GOT 2 NEW DOGS WHICH SHE NAMED TIMEX & ROLEX.
HER FRIEND SAID THAT'S CRAZY TO NAME DOGS NAMES LIKE THAT
THE BLONDE SAYS, WHY ?? THEY'RE WATCH DOGS AIN'T THEY ?????