DO YOU KNOW THIS BEAGLER???

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DERRELL
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DO YOU KNOW THIS BEAGLER???

Post by DERRELL »

DO YOU KNOW THIS BEAGLER OR HIS HOUNDS???? ITS NOT RAY CHARLES!!! LOL

MOUTHY=HE HAS A SUPER NOSE!!

BABBLING IN CHECK= HE IS REMARKING THE LOSS!!

SLIPPING THE LINE= HE IS MAKING SURE HE HAS THE
LINE!!

TIGHT MOUTH= HE WON'T BARK UNTIL THE RABBIT IS UP !!

BARKING ON DOG TRACKS= HE HAS A BETTER NOSE THAN
THAT HOUND IN FRONT

SKIRTING THICK COVER= HE IS SURE TAKING UP
THE SLACK ON THAT RABBIT!

SKIRTING THE PACK= LOL MAN THAT BUNCH IS TOO SLOW
FOR MY HOUND!!

RUNNING TRASH = THE REST OF THE HOUNDS COULD NOT
EVEN SMELL THAT RABBIT!!

BACK TRACKING= MAN MY HOUND IS THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN
WORK A DOUBLE!!

OVER RUNNING= RABBIT SURE IS PULLING A LOT OF
DOUBLES TODAY!!

PULLING BACK= MAN MY HOUND IS THE ONLY ONE STAYING
ON THE LINE!!!

REACHING= I WISH THE REST OF THE PACK WOULD GET
OUT THERE AND HELP MY HOUND FIND THE CHECK!!!


BARKING OUT OF PLACE= WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! ALL
THE OTHER HOUNDS ARE JUST WATCHING MY HOUND!

ME TOO HOUND= MAN MY HOUND JUST CAN'T SEEM TO WIN A
CAST! HE HAS 99 SECONDS!!!

HOUND WITH NO HUNT= MY DOG HAS NEVER HAD A NON
PRODUCE!!

GOTTA HAVE A LITTLE FUN!!! NO OFFENSE INTENDED!!

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DERRELL BURKE

MIKE
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Location: BENNINGTON, IN.

Post by MIKE »

DERRELL, ARE YOU DESCRIBING THE HOUND OR THE BEAGLER. LOL
MIKE

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