2 polish carpenters were at work one day when the first one started screaming that he had cut his ear off with the circular saw

. he frantically told his buddy to help him find it in the sawdust so he could go to the hospital... his buddy pulls an ear out of the sawdust and says "here it is, lets go". the first carpenter says "you idiot

thats not my ear... i had a pencil behind it

" .