Crazy Thoughts

[Rocky Hill Kennel]

Hers a list of crazy thoughts....

1}Why do we say heads up when we actually duck?
2}Do bald people get dandruff?
3}Do stairs go up or down?
4}If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
5}Do cofins have a lifetime garuntee?
6}Can you get cornered in a round room?
7}Which way does a compass point in space?
8}If they president was gay would his husband be the first man?
9}If a bunch of cats piled on top of each other would it still be a dog pile?
10}Why did mary have a lamb?
11}What happens if snot freezes in your nose?
12}Can you put a free sample in layaway?
13}Why arent saftey pins all that safe?
14}If a boy is named after his dad and they call him junior what is a girl called that is named after her mother?
15}Can you cry under water?
16}Why do dogs walk in circles before laying down?
17}Can a metal plate in your head rust?
18}Can a blind man see his future?
19}Can a person choke and die on a LIFE SAVOR?
20}If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?

[KentuckyWildcatKennels]

I like this one josh....
....dylan