Fastest thing in the world

[S Fluhart]

A store manager had 4 applicants all equally quelified for the same job and wasn't sure how to pick 1 and be fair, so after much thought he decided to ask each one the same question and the best answer got the job. The first man came in and the manager asked " Whats the fastest thing in the world? " the man said " That would have to be A THOUGHT, it pops in your head before you know it", Not bad the mgr thought. The second man was asked the same.... "That would be THE BLINK OF AN EYE, you do it and don't even realize it", Thats good the mgr thought. Third man answered.. " Well when I flip the switch by my porch door a light comes on out by my barn just like that, So it would have to be TURNING ON A LIGHT" Thats real good the mgr thought. The forth and final man was Bubba ( a redneck sort ) and when the mgr asked him WHAT IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD? Bubba scratched his head and thought hard, Finally he said " Why that would have to be Diarhea" ..." WHAT ? " exclaimed the mgr "Why thats the dumbest answer I've ever heard" "let me explain" said Bubba "the other day I was watchin TV and my belly went to rumblin so I ran for the bathroom and when I got there.......Before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I DONE SH-T MY PANTS" ..............................................Bubba is now the new greater at WAL- MART