A woman decides she wants to play golf to see why her husband spends so much time doing it. She takes her husband's clubs and heads off to the local course.
She tells the pro at the course that this is her first time to play and he gives her some basic instructions and sends her on her way to play 9 holes.
She plays the first hole, which takes about an hour, and on the way to the second notices something big and gray hanging off a branch of a pine tree. She decides to check it out and pokes it with one of the clubs. She got stung several times from the angry bees that came out of their nest.
She goes back to the club house to get some first aid for the stings. The pro says "Wow you must have played pretty good, you've only been gone about an hour and a half".
The lady tells him, "No, I need to get some first aid because I got stung by some bees out there".
The pro, being concerned, asked "Where did you get stung?" The lady replies, "Between the first and second hole".
The pros says, "Ah, I know what your problem is. Your stance is too wide".
Lady golfer
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