bra joke

[blackdirt beagles]

sent to me from Dale Barnes---


> What Religion is Your Bra?
>
> A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to
> the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my
> wife."
>
> "What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
>
> "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
>
> "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
> shape, size, color and material imaginable.
>
> "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types
> of bras to choose from."
>
> Relieved, the man asked about the types.
>
> The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the
> Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
>
> Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
>
> The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
>
> The Catholic type supports the masses.
>
> The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
>
> The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
>
> The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."
>
> Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters
> used to define bra sizes?
>
> If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood
> for, it is about time you became informed!
> (A} Almost Boobs...
> {B} Barely there.
> {C} Can't Complain!
> {D} Dang!
> {DD} Double dang!
> {E} Enormous!
> {F} Fake.
> {G} Get a Reduction.
> {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
>
> Send this to all that will appreciate it! They forgot the German bra.
> Holtzemfromfloppen!

[Emery]