Golfing story

[jeffn]

This one day this man decides to try golfing. So he go to the course and he's going to play nine holes. On the first hole his first shot goes straight in to the woods. He finds his ball and see there is a opening to the green so he decides to play it were it lies. He take out his three wood and hit the ball. twenty yard in fount of him it hit a tree bounces back and hit him in the forehead killing him were he stands. Well he's now at the pearly gates and St. Peter see him with his golf clothes on and asks him so you play golf are you any good at it ? The man replies I got here in two didn't I.