alligator joke

[blackdirt beagles]

> >A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the
> > >alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons."I'll make
> > >you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals
> > >inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute.He'll then
> > >open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for
> > >witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."The crowd
> > >murmured their approval.
> > >The man stood up to the bar, and dropped his trousers, placing his
> > >privates in the alligator's mouth.The gator closed his mouth as the
> > >crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped
> > >the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth
> > >and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.The crowd
>cheered
> > >and the first of his free drinks were delivered.
> > >The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100
> > >who's willing to give it a try."A hush fell over the crowd. After a
> > >while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
> > >A blonde girl timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not
> > >to hit me on the head so hard with the beer bottle.
> > >
And you thought it was an alligator joke!!!!