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Top 10 reasons why some men favor handguns over women

#10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a back up.

#6 Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman!

#1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun

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Post by bluegrass »

You're not married, are you :roll: :roll: ....Tony

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oh yea :D

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