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MIKE
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Joined: Sun Sep 29, 2002 9:28 am
Location: BENNINGTON, IN.

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A SIGN IN A ALABAMA GAS STATION READ FREE SEX WITH FILL UP.
A LOCAL REDNECK STOPPED & FILLED UP & ASKED FOR THE FREE SEX
THE ATTENTANT SAID PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 10
THE REDNECK SAID 6, THE ATTANTANT SAID SORRY IT'S 7, CLOSE BUT NO SEX WITH THIS FILLUP. THE NEXT WEEKEND THE REDNECK STOPED IN WITH HIS BUDDY BUBBA IN THE CAR & FILLED UP AGAIN & ASKED FOR HIS FREE SEX. THE ATTENTANT SAID PICK A NUMBER FROM 1 TO 10. THE REDNECK SAID 4, THE ATTENTANT SAID SORRY, IT'S 3
NO SEX WITH THIS FILLUP. THE REDNECK DROVE AWAY & SAID TO BUBBA, I THINK THAT'S A RIPOFF, I BET NOBODY EVER WINS FREE SEX.
BUBBA SAID SAID NO BUDDY, IT'S ON THE UP & UP. MY WIFE WON 3 TIMES LAST WEEK. :oops:
BUNNYBUSTER

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