Toilet paper solution
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>Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my
>partner that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
>telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
>suggestion "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a
>piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.
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>Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
>front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this
>take?" I ask.
>"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
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>With this, I stopped "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
>between my
>breasts everyday will make my breasts larger over the years?"
>Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
>
>He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.
>Stupid... stupid man....
TP solution
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