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the F word

Post by blackdirt beagles »

When is @#$% Acceptable?


There are only eleven times in history when the "F" word has
been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean,
we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912



10. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945



9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877













8. "Any @#$%ing idiot
could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938













7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926













6. "How the @#$%
did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC













5. "You want WHAT
on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566













4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937













3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers,
my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC













2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1998


and a drum roll please............!






1. "Geez, I didn't think

they'd get this

@%#*^ing mad."

-- Saddam Hussein,

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Post by CORNERSTONE »

best one I seen on here in a while
Ed Smith, SW Pennsylvania

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Post by Dave H »

lma0 ............. thats good :lol: :lol: :lol:

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