A HERO

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MIKE
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Location: BENNINGTON, IN.

A HERO

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JIM & MARY WERE PATIENTS IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL
ONE DAY WHILE WALKING PAST THE SWIMMING POOL
JIM JUMPED IN THE DEEP END & SANK TO THE BOTTOM.
WHEN HE DIDN'T COME UP, MARY JUMPED IN & PULLED HIM OUT
THIS PLEASED THE DOCTORS SO MUCH THAT THEY DECIDED TO
DISCHARGE HER. SO THEY WENT TO TELL HER.
THE DOCTOR SAID, MARY WE HAVE GOOD NEWS & BAD NEWS.
WE THINK ANYONE SANE ENOUGH TO SAVE A FELLOW PATIENT
HAS NO BUSINESS IN HERE. WE'VE DECIDED TO DISCHARGE YOU.
THE BAD NEWS IS THAT JIM IS DEAD. HE COMITTED SUSCIDE BY
HANGING HIMSELF WITH HIS BELT IN THE BATHROOM. MARY SAID
HE DIDN'T COMMIT SUSCIDE, I HUNG HIM UP THERE TO DRY OUT.
BUNNYBUSTER

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