the priest asked, is it still a requirement of your faith to shun pork ?
the rabbi says, oh yes, very much so.
the priest asked, did you ever give in to the temptation ?
the rabbi says, one time !!!! i gave in & had a ham sandwitch.
the priest starts reading & about 15 minutes later,
the rabbi ask, is it still a requirement of your faith to remain celibrate ?
the priests replies, of course, very much so.
after a while the rabbi asks, did you ever give in to the temptation of the flesh.
the priest squirms a little & says, yes!!! i did but only once.
after about 5 minutes the rabbi says,
beats the hell out of a ham sandwitch, doesn't it ?
