Caller: Yes, I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's hiding marijuana inside his fire wood.
FBI: Thank you very much for the call sir.
The next day the FBI swarmed on Virgil's property and home. They searched the shed where the fire wood was kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood in the shed but found no marijuana. They sneered at Virgil as they left.
A few minutes later Virgil's phone rang.... Hey, Virgil, this heres Floyd. Did the FBI come over to your house ?
Virgil: YEAH !!!
Floyd: Did they chop yer fire wood ?
Virgil: Sure did !
Floyd: Happy Birthday buddy !!
Who says rednecks ain't smart...... ®¿~...
