SANTA ATTACKED AT CITY MALL

[DERRELL]

BILLY BOB, BUBBA AND BUBBA'S GIRLFRIEND WERE GOING INTO THE MALL . THEY WERE GREETED BY A
MAN DRESSED IN A SANTA OUTFIT . BILLY BOB RAN OVER AND PUNCHED SANTA RIGHT IN THE FACE! AFTER THE POLICE WERE CALLED, BILLY BOB TOLD THEM SANTA INSULTED BUBBA'S GIRLFRIEND THREE TIMES ! WELL THE POLICE WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE PERVERTED SANTA HAD SAID. I'LL TELL YOU, THE GIRL SAID!! HE CALLED ME A HO THREE TIMES AND THEN HAD THE NERVE TO WISH ME A MERRY XMASS . HMMMMMM