Bev's telephone directory at TAB

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Bev's telephone directory at TAB

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TC and Oakhill were chatting via TAB chat. TC says that he hasn't gotten his latest edition of TAB. TC gets himself all lathered up and decides to call and complain.

TC dials the number and it goes straight to the router. Hello, you have reached The American Beagler magazine. If you know the extension of the party that you wish to speak to, please press the extension now. Otherwise stay on the line for a list of employees.

For Beverley the secretary, please press 1.
For Beverley in Accounts Receivable & Payable, please press 2.
For Beverley in Saunders, Managing Field Editor, please press 3
For Beverley the Advertising Manager, please press 4.
For Beverley in Marketing & Promotions, please press 5.
For Beverley in the Circulation Dept., please press 6.
For Beverley in Layout and Graphics, please press 7.
For Beverley in Customer Service, please press 8.
For Beverley the Editor, The American Beagler Magazine please press 9.
For Beverley the operator, please press Zero or stay on the line and Beverley will be right with you.

After hearing this, TC is all confused. He doesn't know who he needs to talk to. So, he gets back in the chat room and starts ranting and raving cause he can't get anything accomplished.

Oakhill asks him what is the matter. He said, "I tried calling the magazine and I got some stupid machine. And to beat all, she has 10 Beverley's working at her company! I didn't know which one I needed to talk to."

After a long pause, Oakhill picks herself up off the floor and tells TC that she will call for him and see what she can do.

Oakhill dials the number for TAB and listens to the same thing that TC did and presses Zero.

Hello, this is Beverley, what can I do for you.

(Oakhill) TC says that he hasn't gotten his latest edition of TAB.

(Beverley) OK, I have his address I will put another one in the mail right away.

(Oakhill) Thank you very much.

Oakhill gets back in the chat room and tells TC that another magazine is on the way.

TC calms down and says, "Thanks, which Beverley did you have to talk to to get that done?"
Be ye kind one unto another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you. Ephesians 4:32

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ROTFL!

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Emery Thats 2!!!!!!!! :roll:
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Does that mean 3 strikes and I can't post anymore? WOOHOO!!!!
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Post by goes1 »

Dad gum TC, did you pee in his wheaties or what. Between this and the golf ball you must be walking around with a "bulls" eye on your chest.

But Emery, honestly, THAT WAS WAY FUNNY :D :D :D sorry TC

Happy Holidays and good running

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