Ralph and Bev

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Emery
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Ralph and Bev

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Ralph walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some
sheer lingerie for Bev. He is shown several possibilities that
range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.
He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to Bev and asks her to go upstairs, put it
on and model it for him. Upstairs, Bev thinks, I have an idea.
It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do
the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for
myself; so she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
Ralph says, 'Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd
at least iron it.'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral services are pending.

I was going to use TC and Oakhill, but they aren't married to each other. :)
Be ye kind one unto another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you. Ephesians 4:32

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Post by Bev »

I thought the punchline was gonna be:

"I told the lady a 36C, not a 38-Long" *dies*

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