Which door to take

[miner49er]

Once upon a time a ole boy from Arkansas passed on and due to some bad dog dealings went to Hell. The Devil met him at the gate and proceeded to show him around. The Devil said,''Well Razorback, we have 3 rooms here and you need to make your choice.'' So the devil opened the door to the first room and there inside was men standing on their heads in dog crap.''No way, said Swing.. er....Razorback, lets go to the next one.''So the devil opened the door to the second room and there were men standing on their heads in dog crap but this room had crap up to their eyes deep. ''No thanks, said the Arkie, lets go next door.'' So the devil led him to the third door and when they walked in there was 2 men standing there drinking coffee in dog crap up to the belt buckle on their pants. ''Right here is the room I choose,'' said the Arkie. The devil grinned and said ''Are you sure this is the room you want?'' '' Yes sir, said the Razorback.'' The devil turned to walk away and upon leaving the room suddenly turned and yelled,'' Coffee breaks over everyone back to standing on their heads.!!!''