Blind Clerk!!!

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Emery goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. He doesn't know which one to get so he just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-Mart "associate" standing there with dark shades on. Emery says, "Excuse me sir...can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Yesir I'm blind but if you will drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes." Emery didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line...It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00". Emery says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll take it." He walks behind the counter to the register, and in the meantime Emery farts. At first he is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was Him.. being blind he wouldn't know that he was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50." Emery says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?" He says, "Yesir, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50