Kentucky bred Rooster

[miner49er]

Once upon a time a chicken farmer in Illinois came upon a ad in the back of a magazine about these fabulous roosters that were being bred in the hills of Ky.He filled out a order form and in about 2 weeks he received his bird.Well to be honest he wasn't to impressed with this tall scraggly young cock but he grew fond of him and called him Brewster. Well Brewster had a hankering that most of the barnyard animals found quite annoying and that was he loved sex. He would breed anything that would hold still. Well farmer Brown kept telling Brewster that if he didn't quit he was going to breed himself to death.So one morning the farmer wakes to complete silence and thinks,"Boy, Thats wierd Brewster never crowed this morning. He shuffled to his feet and and made his way to the kitchen and looked out the window.Sure enough there laid Brewster flat on his back with his feet straight up in the air.Well old farmer Brown was mighty upset as walked across the barnyard and as a single tear slid down his cheek he said ''Dadgone you Brewster, I told you that you would breed yourself to death.!!! Well ol' Brewster cocked one eye open and said''SHHHHHH Them buzzards is about to land !!!!!!!