They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps
away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his
chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his
chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman
appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware her
dining companion had disappeared.
The waitress went over to the table and said to the woman,
"Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't.
He just walked in."
