cab driver

[Dale Pea]

Cab driver sees a nun and stops to give her a ride. While looking in the rear view he can't help but notice that she is just beautiful. He can't help but to look at her again and again. She finally ask him what are you stareing at? He replys that he has always had a fantasy of kissing a nun and that she is the most beautiful that he has ever seen. She tells him that she will make his dreams come true, if, he is single and a catholic. He tells her that is both of those and pulls the cab over. She proceeds to give him a kiss that would make a movie star proud. As they start to drive off he starts to cry. She ask him why are you crying? He says I have to confess, I am married and jewish. She says that okay, my name is Barney and I am going to a Halloween party.