How about some good men jokes!

[Mrs. Blu Tick Beagler]

What does a beer bottle and a guy have in common?
There both empty from the neck up.

How many divorced Men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Who knows; they never get the house

What do men and linoleum have in common?
Lay them right and you can walk all over them the rest of your life.

What did God say when he created man?
"I can do better than this".

How do men exercise at the beach?
Everytime they see a bikini, they suck their belly in.


HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked.
.... with Beer

[Guest]

Did you ever notice after God made man they both rested, but after the woman was made not even God could rest!

[Mrs. Blu Tick Beagler]

How to Speak About Men and be Politically Correct

He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY

He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN

He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS

He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION

He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS

He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL

He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY

He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED

[tnbeagleman]

You going have to do something Paul she's hurting my feelings LOL!!