Top 20 things you would NEVER hear at a field trial in Pike County!
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
15. I've got it all on the C drive.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?
12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
09. Checkmate.
08. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
07. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
06. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
05. I don't have a favorite college team.
04. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
03. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
01. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight[/b]
Top 20 things you would never hear
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Lynn Perkins
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20 We know that's a lie,wal-mart has it all
19 No way,that's where the flavor comes from
18 I'll have mine black
17 Big tires go thru mud better
16 na just lettuce and onions
15 C drive is that anything like a hard drive
14 more Sugar the better
13 no way, catfish and froglegs
12 No she works at wal-mart
11 Will that come close to a quart of our moutains finest
10 now i know your full of it
9 What?
8 Never to young,where hillbillies
7 make sure they're cooked well done
6 i've seen'em all 3 or 4 times
5 That's BS,if your at a field trial in pike county you'll talk about the greatest college basketball program in the US. U of Kentucky Wildcats
4 Na,just pour that bacon grease right over it
3 you can never cook them to long
2 shorter the better
1 you can never drink to much
19 No way,that's where the flavor comes from
18 I'll have mine black
17 Big tires go thru mud better
16 na just lettuce and onions
15 C drive is that anything like a hard drive
14 more Sugar the better
13 no way, catfish and froglegs
12 No she works at wal-mart
11 Will that come close to a quart of our moutains finest
10 now i know your full of it
9 What?
8 Never to young,where hillbillies
7 make sure they're cooked well done
6 i've seen'em all 3 or 4 times
5 That's BS,if your at a field trial in pike county you'll talk about the greatest college basketball program in the US. U of Kentucky Wildcats
4 Na,just pour that bacon grease right over it
3 you can never cook them to long
2 shorter the better
1 you can never drink to much
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Producing winners both under the gun and in front of the judge!
HOF Reproducer GRCH/BCH Perkins Run-n-Gun BuzzSaw - He might be gone,but his blood flows on!
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MasonsBeagles
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Man you all are killing me....lmao