A guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender

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Rneil
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A guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender

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*A guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender...*

*The robot says, "What will you have?"*

*The guy says, "Martini."*

*The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What’s
your IQ?"*

*The guy says, "168".*

*The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and
Medical technology.*

*The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar.*

*The robot bartender says, “What will you have?"*

*The guy says, "Martini".

Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says,
"What's your IQ?"*

*The guy says, "100."*

*The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser And John Deere
tractors.

The guy Leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try
it one more time. He goes back into the bar.*

*The robot says, "What will you have?"*

*The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini..*

*The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"*

*The guy says, "Uh, about 50."*

*The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people
still happy you voted for Obama?"*
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billi
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Re: A guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender

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I have a good friend that is ill so i like to call sometime and tell him a good joke. Welll he got a kick out of this one but then he decided we could change it to ...the robot said instead of Obama..he said whats the weather like in Kentucky this time of year..

green river
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Re: A guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender

Post by green river »

Ouch :shock: :D

billi
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Re: A guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender

Post by billi »

I live in Indiana but worked all my life in Kentucky, always had fun teaseing .

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