The World's Shortest Books

[Emery]

The World's Shortest Books:

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY



by Jane Fonda and Cindy Sheehan.



Illustrated by Michael Moore

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &



HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA



by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton



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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL



by Hillary Clinton

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Sequel:



THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY



by Bill Clinton



MY BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE



by Osama Bin Laden



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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD



by Bill Gates



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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY



by Dennis Rodman



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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE



by Al Gore & John Kerry

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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC



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A COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES



by Dr. J. Kevorkian



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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE



by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell



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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE



by Mike Tyson



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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY



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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS



by O. J. Simpson



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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES



by Ted Kennedy



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BOOK OF MORALS



by Bill Clinton &



the Rev. Jesse Jackson



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AND, JUST ADDED:



Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!



By Nancy Pelosi

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[Moore Beagles]

Thats some good ones
I was thinking about some more!

Couch Potato!

by Lance Armstrong


Playing Fair

By Barry Bonds and Roger Clemons
Forward by Bill Belicheick


Playing Straight with your Taxes-IRS Tax Tips

by Richard Hatch



Healthy Living

by Ozzie Osbourne




Patriotism for Real Americans

by Barack Hussen Obama


ETIQUETTE in Sports

by Tanya Harding


Natural Weight Lose

by Al Rocher


Golfing with Your wife

by Tiger Woods


One Women Man

by Tiger Woods & Wilt The Stilt Chamberlain
Forward by Bill Clinton


The Grill Masters

by PETA


Life is Not Fair

By Brad Pitt



Superbowl Memories

by Jim Kelly


The True Meaning of Christmas
forward by Satan
by Santa Claus


County Music Greats

by 50 cent and Enimem