Daddy

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Dale Pea
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Daddy

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The teacher was asking all of the kids in her class what their daddy did and how it was benifical to socity.

One kid said her dad was doctor and made people feel better.

One said his was a fireman and saved peoples houses.

One little boy would not say anything, so the teacher ask him what does your daddy do?

The boy replied that his daddy was dead. The teacher then asked what he did before he died.

The boy says "he turned blue and craped on the carpet."

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Emery
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That is so wrong, but so funny!
Be ye kind one unto another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you. Ephesians 4:32

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