NOW IT BEGINS!!!!

[Rneil]

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree? He couldn’t decide between an iron or a wood.

Tiger Woods wife is the only person who can beat him with a golf club!

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband? A bitching wedge.

The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, " Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger.

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?: Cheetah

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common ? They're both clubbed by Norwegians !

Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.

[ANTHONY KERR]

Don't forget that Phil called Elin asking for pointers on beating Tiger.

And last but not least when the cops asked Elin how many swings did you make at Tiger she said "I am not quite sure, just put me down for a five".