A husband is fed up with his wife and decides to have her done in. He hires a hit man, the hit mans name is Arty. Arty says he will do it but he needs a down payment. The husband says all he has with him is a dollar. Arty, not being to bright, says I'll take it.
Arty starts following the wife and she eventually goes into a supermarket. Arty sneaks up behind her and strangles her to death. As he looks up he sees a witness, and decides he has to do him in also. The bad news is Arty forgot the security camera and is quickly arrested.
The headline in the paper says "Arty-Chokes two for a dollar"
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