Vanilla Pudding Robbery

[Norshore]

This is just too funny not to share.
Excerpted from an article which appeared in The Dublin Times
about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
disabling the Security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who
expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash &
valuables,were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the
bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside
they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said,
'At least we'll have a bit to eat.'

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained
nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were
opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of
gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered little bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper
headline read:


'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'....

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