Laundry
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What
setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What
does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
Laundry
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I wish that I could use that excuse LOL! I do laundry all the time. 
Even know which ones not to put into the dryer (bras and every pair of pants my wife owns and some of her shirts), which ones bleed so they get washed by themselves, how to pretreat kids clothes so that the stains come out. Talk about being a lot simpler when I was single and in the navy! One load of darks and one of whites and I was done! Those were the days.
And they say men don't have to pay for sex after they're married. Now that is funny!
Emery
Even know which ones not to put into the dryer (bras and every pair of pants my wife owns and some of her shirts), which ones bleed so they get washed by themselves, how to pretreat kids clothes so that the stains come out. Talk about being a lot simpler when I was single and in the navy! One load of darks and one of whites and I was done! Those were the days.And they say men don't have to pay for sex after they're married. Now that is funny!
Emery
Be ye kind one unto another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you. Ephesians 4:32