The Pope and Nancy Pelosi

[CHAD CAMPBELL]

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are side by side on a stage in front of a huge crowd. The speaker and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before. To make it a little more interesting, the speaker says to the Pope, "Did You know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?" He appears skeptical, so she demonstrates. Sure enough, the wave elicits Applause and cheering from every Democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive, he says, but did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice." "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me." So the Pope slapped her.