More things to make you say Hmmmmm

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More things to make you say Hmmmmm

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Can you cry under water?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Be ye kind one unto another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you. Ephesians 4:32

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