wow thats great!

[windy hollow]

A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "On a trip to the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and more heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head, kicked over his bike, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and told him, "Leave her alone now, or you'll answer to me!"
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
And the man replied, "Just a couple of minutes ago."

[Emery]

LMBO!!!

[Bev]

*snickers*