A Teacher

[bluehound1]

A teacher explained to her Sunday School class how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johhny seemed especially interested when she told the children how Eve was created from one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week, Johnny's mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill. "What's the matter?" she asked. Johnny answered, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

[CORNERSTONE]

I got a great wife, but the pain is lower than my ribs